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Date: 10 months ago   Category: Politics

Russians win thanks to mushrooms


The group of the British scientists, headed by professor Dzheymson Hogwarts, within five years studied long-term impact of mushrooms on organisms of various animals and insects, having managed to make several fundamental discoveries. In Deathly Mail interview the head of scientific group has told that on researches with use of their fungal spores historical researches in which the barbarians accepting mushrooms on the eve of fight why they became more hardy were specified have pushed. Observations have shown that many insects eat mushrooms, as has interested scientists. We have put 2 2 and have received five" — professor has told. Originally experiences were put on drosophilas. Genes of a fly for 70% consist of the homological genes similar to human. The method of injection of fungal spores for the purpose of increase in endurance and life expectancy was used, but as a result of a drosophila mutated in extremely aggressive look. Interesting feature of a mutation was the ability of drosophilas to change the volume of the body when pressing, being flattened out practically in a thin leaf. As a result it became extremely difficult to crush mutating, and began to apply various gases which scientists from Porton-Down have shared with us to neutralization of individuals. The team of experts gathered various mushrooms across the whole Europe within two years and has come to a conclusion that in mushrooms from Russia the composition of DNA which has led to a mutation of drosophilas was found. According to Hogwarts, centuries-old consumption of mushrooms has allocated the Russian soldiers with genes of fearlessness and adventurism, allowing them to cost wartime without necessities, such as toilet paper, GPS navigator and chocolate bars which are decisive factors in long battles and special operations. In some cases mushroom genes helped soldiers not to use month water and food, keeping at the same time clarity of mind. By results of researches, scientists recommended to add more mushroom dishes to a diet of the British soldiers. It has to help to liquidate within the next 30-38 years physiological lag of organisms of the military personnel of the United Kingdom from the opponent, and within the next 100-200 years to be ahead of him. For financing of these purposes Hogwarts has prepared the special report which will make before the British parliamentarians. Source
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